Thursday, July 19, 2012

Modern vs Classical education.....could solve some problems but I don't know where the spell check, calculators, or search engines are!!



I Teach Students, Not Subjects:

a written response to Dorthy Sayers's
The Lost Tools of Learning”

     This past school year in the state public schools, we saw a huge epidemic of stressed out administrators, panicked teachers, and frustrated parents and students. In efforts to earn and keep Race to the Top federal funding, Tennessee Department of Education implemented a new and 'improved' teacher evaluation system that had even the most seasoned veterans of education seeking refuge! Teachers were trained on how to teach a standard learning principle by posting the 'wordy' student performance indicator on the board and reference it often during the lesson, so that students could then regurgitate the lesson's goal. Students were forced into seminars instead of nurturing learning environment. As educators our job is to foster life-long learners not learners who are taught to become apathetic.
    I have said on numerous occasions that when we as teachers drill the skill, we kill the thrill of learning. The Mighty Creator gave us minds to learn, think, explore, and evaluate natural concepts or basic skills. Students today who are not classically schooled are lacking in many areas. That's not saying all students aren't capable of learning; students, most average learners, are simply lacking the building blocks of the basic learning process. In 2008, Tennessee revamped their 'standard curriculum forcing many students mid-year to forget about the basic skills but to solely rely on calculators and computerized spell checking programs. For example, a third grade math student was handed a Texas Instrument- 30X and taught how to use the input data to derive at the correct outcome of a simple multiplication fact 3X2=6. The goal of most teachers shifted to teaching the student how to use technology, so that they could successfully solved problems for a high-stakes multiple choice achievement test. What happened if a student mistakenly entered an wrong number? Failure. Because they were not taught the basic multiplication fact, they would score below basic showing they had not mastered the calculator, not the problem. As a result, we will be producing students who have 'lost' a mathematical tool.
    What happens to a student when technological devices fail? Frustrated students will not have the skills to fall back on, and they will soon become discouraged. If a student is discouraged, they will seek relief wherever they can find it. I have seen students cheat, lie, and steal answers and assignments. These behaviors are coping strategies to mask the real problem -deficiency in their learning process. Where are all the teachers in this? Most modern, progressive public educators are trapped between knowing what should be done and what has to be done to keep a job. The pressure they feel has a trickle down effect on their students. A vicious cycle of hurry up memorize this skill and fill in a circle that best completes this sentence.
Middle school Language Arts for example, should be a class in which a student is able to write his or her thoughts down in a logical, well-thought out essay. Instead, they are given a common mistake of the tedious nature to correct by analyzing a multiple choice selection of four very similar sentences except the pesky comma that was misplaced or misspelled word. Spelling, as a content area, has been eliminated from most, if not all classrooms, nationwide. And forget about students written responses! With the extremely high pressure to keep up with the most current technology, students are given remote controls to select the correct answer. Again a reliance on a device instead of a firm foundation of phonemic awareness and basic spelling rules. When a student fails to find comfort from their personal failure and discouragement, they are left to find another resource. If those so called resources have always been provided for them, then they were taught they were entitlement not logical application of basic skills. If their quest for things they feel is owed to them isn't met with what they are accustomed to, then apathy will be rooted. What happens to a society when a mode of communication is eliminated? Failure.
   What caused us to digressively progress into a unmotivated, discouraged, and apathetic learning society? In the early 1980's the word accountability was beginning to be used in the business world and other essential paradigms of our great nation. Holding people responsible for their work process by evaluating their final product in and of itself is not a bad concept for most businesses and their so called bottom line. However, to assume that those same standards of evaluation would hold true in the educational infrastructure is ludicrous. To say a teacher may loose his or her job simply based on the number of students that can pick the correct answer from a multiple choice based assessment is asinine. After all a blind squirrel can find a nut to eat once in a while. Students will guess on those high-stakes test that are use as the basis of whether or not a teacher is effective or not. There are too many outliers that are beyond a teacher's control for the data to prove conclusively if a teacher has been 'effective' or not. Authentic assessments, periodically testing of basic skills, and students who can defend their logic in conjunction with a nurturing learning environment shows that learning has occurred; however, that can only be ascertained over a longer period of time.
   “Give a man a fish, he eats for one day. Teach him to fish, he will never go hungry.” If we as churches, families, and schools could grasp all that this quote is truly saying, we would be more eager to explore and evaluate new discoveries everyday. When reading scripture, it says that our Lord has given us the Holy Spirit as a comfort and teacher. He has prepared great things for us to do as we are called laborers with Christ. He mercies are new every morning, proving we are to be in constant daily communion with the Creator of all things. We have to regain our true focus as humans. We were made to love and live for God. Instead, what we have created is a system overhaul that requires teachers to work harder than the student to give students lessons to sole memorize, or teach them tricks to answering multiple choice high-stakes test.
I teach students not subjects. When a student comes into my class, I want them to know that they are loved and were designed for a specific purpose. God has a plan for each of their lives. As we train up the child, we should be equipping them with the tools necessary for achieving those goals with Christ and for His glory. As parents and educators, we should pray for wisdom and discernment to recognize and call out those undiscovered talents of the child so that he or she can then prepare for the future use of that talent. When teaching the grammar aged child, those basic building blocks are critical for mastery of the latter stages.            Teaching a child to read will then allow that student to read to learn more in the future. Having the basics mastered before demanding that partially mastered skills to be applied in various hypothetical circumstances will build the student's confidence and will not allow the ugly cousins of frustration, discouragement, and apathy to take root! Since each of us, in the body of Christ, have a specialized purpose then we should be taught as an individual. Intervention, prevention, and correction of folly in learning will allow students to master the skills necessary to pursue God given talents and interest for His glory and their satisfaction of learning and service. Then the student can live life abundantly!

Thursday, July 5, 2012

The Golf Peg game at the Crack

Recently, I was out dining in the pride of the South, that is known as the local Cracker Barrel. For years, I have met my nemesis there---- the dreaded Hillbilly IQ tester ( a triangular peg game). The object of the game is to take a peg and jump over another eliminating the jumped peg from the board. You do so until all pegs have been jumped and removed from the game.... hopefully, leaving only one. Proving you are a genius!
Printed on the peg board are the scores: if you leave 4 you're eg-no-ram-goose, 3 you're just plain dumb or moran, 2 and you're pretty smart, leave only 1 and you are a genuine genius. So as not to cause indigestion, you want to leave as few as you can so that you can feel good about yourself as well as have your hunger satisfied.
After many years of failed attempts at genius status, I have found that if no one is looking around after you've unsuccessfully tried to leave only one peg standing there is a solution.... er maybe two.

First, you have all of the pegs out of the board as if you are going to restart the 'test'. Then casually begin to reinsert the golf pegs into the board as you have done so SO So many times before. Now to outwit those you're dining with, simply put in only 1 peg into the board. At which point you should butter your bread, slap some jam on the biscuit, or take a swig of some good ol' sweet tea. This buys you some time for dramatic effect. After a moment of two, you can shuffle some of the loose pegs around on the table. It might even help to drop one on the floor and ask a fellow patron to hand you your missing peg. Then to every one's amazement you have solved the dreaded test. Then you appear to be the smartest person at the table because you not only 'beat the game' but you've outwitted your fellow dinners.


Some have pointed out that the above mentioned method is cheating... ergo dishonest. So if that doesn't suit you, try method number two!
Pull out your smartphone and do a youtube search for the solution. Then follow the easy steps shown!

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Reinvention...when I grow up I want to become???

With men the 'mid- life crisis' thing is overtly cliche, with women their 'mid-life' has no time for crisis. Between keeping a home, raising kids, and keeping up with the hubbs....I mean who really has time for a crisis? But such as life when you least expect it something or other tends to 'pop up'. Just to set your mind at ease, NO I AM NOT PREGNANT!

This summer has been one of the best. Kids are enjoying their well deserved break with frequent trips to the grandparents, favorite fishing spots, and camps. Although I feel like we are living out of a suitcase, there have been great relaxing moments. Cozumel with the Hubster, was AWESOME!!!For me personally, always a rip current of uncertainty seeing as how my contract was not renewed and I'm scheduled for some minor medical procedures that will take a few interviewing days away from me.

I was reminded recently that one can not STAND on HIS promises while sitting on the premises, SO today I claim Jeremiah 29:11," For I know the plans I have for you says the Lord.Plans to give you a future and a hope not to harm you." God is love and he will provide both a job and peace. When a 'crisis' pops-up, just remind yourself God is God and he knows whats going on..... this didn't catch him off guard. I would like that magical green lined arrow to appear on my kitchen floor directing me to my next place of employment....Ya' know the one on the commercials that directs people with money...errr, never mind.

So I have always joked about 'when I grow up' I want to become a ____________. I have many interest. I feel like a Jack of all trades and a Master of none. I feel as though I would and could sale an Eskimo a bikini and then connect them to the appropriate resources for a great vacation. That is not saying I would be a travel agent. I would like to travel... ok I've digressed. I'm saying I would like to help people in some capacity.

In efforts to brush up the resume a pursue employment, I have found that I needed a new haircut and dye job.......maybe I could cut hair! or maybe write that book I've always wanted too!! Or sale jewelry!! Or work in missions planning short term foreign mission trips!! Or maybe enroll in college and take sign language and Spanish.

Saturday, November 5, 2011

After the dust settles

With our interstate move there have been many exciting great moments. Hubby has a wonderful job and the boys and I have wonderful schools.
Topher is a freshman and loving being in the band. achemmm, He said, "I'm bringing sexy back to the trombone section one note at a time, Mom!" Just what every mom wants to hear.
Eman is adjusting to a great middle school. Poor guy is having a rough adjustment since his mom is teaching across the hall from him!

And then there is Haybabe. All of my children 'go by' their middle names, but leave it to the youngest to find a loophole. His dad and I had noticed several things about his school materials; they were all being labeled for a Alex. When we quizzed him as to the orgin of the name, he simply replied that's what his teacher was calling him. We gave him permission to ask his teacher to call him by his name he has been accustomed to answering too. Several more days go by and even a Open house conversation with the teacher and still his papers were coming home labeled with Alex.
Again we ask him, "Haybabe, why is your teacher still calling you Alex?" He huffed out his reply. "I told her it was okay to call me ALEX, Mom! Because if I were top get a naughty note sent home you wouldn't think it was me. Just the wrong folder for some Alex!"

Uhmmmmm?

As recently as this past week we had another misunderstanding. Haybabe had been coming home saying his teacher was sending him to second grade earlier than all the other kids. I know he is smart, but being in the biz I wondered where the meeting information was? Hubby had to go to a meeting at the school for an unrelated matter.
While he was there, he inquired as too the second grade promotion. The teacher informed him that in efforts to encourage Haybabe she had said, "Wow, you are doing so great. You will be ready for second grade!"
When Haybabe came home after school, we heard him bragging again he was going to second grade earlier than everyone in his class. Hubby talked to him and told him that his teacher was bragging on him only (bursting bubbles is so harsh). Haybabe said,"I know. I was only hoping! I tricked you since it is tricker treats month!"

Thursday, May 26, 2011

What?? They asked.....

In my profession, I am rarely ever bored; however, I have found myself many times for a loss of words or even dumbfounded.

Over the past ten years of teaching I have been asked so many questions. Many of which I have to wonder if they think before engaging their mouths.

Recently, I had a student ask me to smell her! Seriously? As it turned out she was trying a new lotion, phew!

When I was in college and in my teaching training courses, I had a wonderful lesson planned for a great group of first graders. I had gone a bit overboard in the lesson preparations knowing that the university supervisor and his GA along with a camera where scheduled to be there. I had a classroom teacher and my teaching partner there also to assist in the Money Math lesson. As I was gearing up the lesson, there was a sweet little girl sitting in her desk with her hand raised. I called upon her. "Ms. teacher, what kind of bug is this? It was in my hair."  Oh dear, I would have thought I was on Punked or Candid Camera.

At my first teaching job, I had a second grader ask me what the 'S' was like...errr never mind.

In the middle school grades kids questions can be laced with so many in duos you must handle these questions with a certain dose of caution. Some of my most interesting conversations have been working with those students on the Special needs spectrum... both the high and the lower end. Most recently, I took notice of one 'gifted' student who was asking very obvious and common sense questions because they had 'no clue'.

A second grader at a previous school, once asked me if his eyes were red. When I replied,"No." He informed me that I hadn't made him mad enough yet! He had a HUGE aversion to math and only wanted to read.

My favorite kind of questions are those that seem to come out of the blue! I was enthrall with one particular lessons recently...explaining the ins and outs of a Thesis statement. It was almost lunch time, so I was in a hurry to sum it, when a sweet little fella asked an off the wall question. "Ms.C, I've always wondered how a seed knows which way the roots need to go. How does that work?"...People, I teach Language Arts not sciences, but I responded by telling the young man that would make a fantastic research paper idea!

I love working with enquiring young minds!

Monday, May 23, 2011

When words aren't enough....Pictures speak a thousand words

I have the distinct honor and privilege of teaching children. My current post has been very enjoyable. Working with middle-schoolers, is never a dull, boring, monotonous 'dry eyes' commercial for sure. It does seem however that if  grades were like countries, then seventh grade would liken itself to a third world country.

These kiddos may look like the precious children their parents went so 'ooshy-goos'y over 12 or 13 years ago. However, their bodies have been invaded and very possibly their MINDS! I've never watched, "Invasion of the Body Snatchers," but I can surely give witness to it happening! Such a HUGE change that this must be the only answer!

Case/point one, their chosen attire! It appears that plaid is the 'new neutral' of today's teen or tween clothing. This morning, I walked into my room where a beautiful young lady sat last week; as a result of what can only be explained as some kind of 'out of this world' occurrence she was clad in head to toe red and black plaid! It is not officially summer here yet, even though the thermostat may say it is. Most students are wearing sundresses, short, and t-shirts. The ever daring teen chose to wear tight jeans that were plaid, as well as a HOODIE, and matching back pack.

Case/point two, HAIRSTYLES! On Friday she had a tamed modern bob..cute! Today, that quaff had been transformed into a very short spiky red with GLITTER in a plaid pattern.

Case/point three, make-up! Since when did the make-up industry only produce and market BLACK EYELINER?


This age is a particular, cruel and unusual punishment for those trying to forge out their own identities. Let's hope that Lady Gaga and those guys from KISS stop with their advice and that the children of today will turn their eyes to the Lord! Proverbs 3:5-6!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Winding Down to Gear Up

Have you ever notice how people are in sure a hurry to do this or that or to get somewhere, yet they NEVER get there! Kinda reminds me of a hamster in a cage on the wheel.

While growing up, I can recall many times in which we were told before hand of a special event. I would count down in my head or sometimes on a calendar. With each day passing, my anticipation would increase. For instance, when my beloved Uncle Hunk would be coming home from college, this would cause the week to drag along so slow until the Friday afternoon school bell would ring. Then the weekend would be filled of rides in a blue Chevy Nova, sucking on peppermints, listening to 'Jeremiah was a BullFrog' on his 8-track, and games of kick-ball. Then the dreaded time after Sunday dinners' (deep dish taco and stardust salad) as he pack up his car! My sister and I would sit on his feet with our little legs wrapped tightly around his ankles with tears in our eyes begging him not to go!

Kids today still need the anticipation of delayed gratification!!!

As a young kid, I would enjoy getting together with certain relatives for holidays. I recall one particular side of my family who were MASTERS at fostering the excitement....my mom's family! We would be all together making plans. Kids were excited for 'X' and the adults would still be debating/planning. It was a hurry up and wait. What got on my nerves then, I kinda miss now. Our lives have drifted and we are all very busy, so those family times are very limited. Now, I'm the adult who is making kids wait!

My dad has an infamous Uncle. This unwed, political activist, camera toting uncle is what makes stories/nightmares...lol. This uncle is the one who has many quirks...some favorable others not so much. Uncle Teapot Candidate has to live part of the year in a warmer climate, so we see him on a limited bases. He has three homes, used to drive a BMW, and keeps up with the genealogical records for the family or the historical society.

I recall many Christmas dinners having to wait to open presents until he had made not only his arrival, but his contribution to the removal of food and all things merry. The ten grands would be furious with him, bless his heart -he's precious! Then there was the dreaded rounds of posing for his generational pictures.

Ok, I have digressed into a rant. Back to the topic at hand. On one of my mission trips to the Dominican Republic, I noticed that there was no cultural barrier on the concept of hurry and and wait. There were 20 of us to load onto a bus with supplies. We would be loaded and waiting on the bus driver who saw a friend, he was pulled over talking too. Luckily,  they ran on island time and everybody was okay with it!

My children this week are winding up a GREAT school year! As we are gearing up for a interstate move, we are gearing up for the first year of high school for Topher, Eman's first year of middle school, and Haybabe will be starting first grade. While packing up and winding up, I find myself very nostalgic, tired, and excited. It's like being a kid again waiting on her Uncle Hunk!!!